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Sunday, March 8, 2009

Wahhh today so tired frm swimming....
And the test is like right after our sec2 np camp,so need to be shifted...
If cant i go surely cant pass de...when sec1 camp i went home slept frm 7pm to 11am next day hor...
The camp got fire drill 5am,once wake up few minutes later u find yourself in pushup position le...you think easy go through this camp meh... -,-
Anyway i found some jokes,sharing with you guys :D

Fishcakes
A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm.

"Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks.

"Yes, of course," says the fish shop owner.

"Great," replies the man, nodding at the fish under his arm, "It's his birthday."

Wrong Pants
Teacher: Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would you have?

Joey: I'd have somebody else's pants on!

Got a American,a Europian,a Singaporian and a Bangla was on a ship

The american say:''Hey,lets throw things into the sea that have the most in our country!''
The american threw a laptop into the see and say:''There are alot of laptops in my country.''
The Europian threw $500,000 and say:''There are alot of money in my country.''
The singaporian thought for awhile,pick up the bangla and threw him into the see and said:''There are alot of bangla in my country.''

Taiwan Education Minister Du Zheng Sheng, Taiwan President Chen Shui Bian and Ex-Taiwan President Li Deng Hui check the result of the education in Taiwan by Helicopter. Li Deng Hui said:"If I throw one thousand down to the earth/ground, the one who get it will be very happy." Du Zheng Sheng said:"If I throw two pieces of five hundred down to the earth/ground, then the two lucky guy who get it will be very happy." Chen Shui Bian said:"If I throw ten pieces of one hundred down to the earth/ground, then the ten lucky guy who get it will be very happy." The driver murmured:"Why don't you throw yourself down to the ground, let all of the 23000 thousand people (that is, all the taiwanese) happy?"

a submarine has a capacity of 5ppl, 5ppl boarded the submarine and the last person entered was pregnant woman, but why did the submarine sink?

Ans:submarines are suppose to sink

Today, my teacher asked why my classmate was late.
Ans: Because outside my classmate's house, there was a sign that says: School ahead. Please slow down.

2 hikers went to climb a mountain. Along the way they fell into a mountain pit. One of them died. The one who died is called the deceased. What did the other call?

Answer: He called for help.

A person went to buy lottery. While queuing up, he saw someone endlessly scratching himself. Why?

Answer: The signboard says "Scratch and win."

(Took this from a maths book) Two people need two hours to dig 2 holes. How many people are needed to dig half a hole in half an hour?

Answer: Impossible to dig half a hole.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once.. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : '...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.

Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.

3) Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.

4) Waiter : 'Would you like your coffee black?'
Customer : 'What other colors do you have ?'

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.

7) Tom : 'How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?'
David: 'You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated'.

8 Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
Student : 'Brotherly love'.

9) Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'
Sam : 'No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook'.

10) Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.

11) Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'

12) Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in is hand.'

Thats all...
bye gotta study for math test

Goodbye.

Norman(NomNom) Ryan HS

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